April 10, 2011

INSULT SMS


Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
posted in Insult SMS

A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
posted in Insult SMS

Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

When somebody who is deeply in love

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
posted in Insult SMS, 

Someone misses you

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

Muskurati bohut ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
posted in Insult SMS, Poetry SMS

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2
posted in Insult SMS

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
posted in Insult SMS

Why do men chase women?

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

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